Today's joke

 

This week, for the first time in life, I was stuck in a train because of fog. For more than 30 minutes, the train was in one place. We didn't know whether, and when, that train will move.

And after some 30 iterations of this action of stopping, restarting for a bit, then stopping again, I realised...

A train stuck in fog is like an Indian baraat. It will move for a few steps. Then fog will start dancing in front of the driver. Then it will dissipate like drunk baraatis do, allowing the engine to move a few paces, then start the dance again.